THE OFFICE

Six posts. Each one has a ring — how much damage it could do if it were wrong at 3am with nobody watching. Nothing here is in Ring 2, which means nothing can post, send, or contact anyone. Ring 2 has to be earned: 30 drafts judged at 85% approval, per channel.

Checks every page of yours is up, is the build you last shipped, and is actually linked from the index.

Built because updates went to a filename nothing linked to for weeks and nothing said so.

Reads AI feeds and keeps only what changes something for YOU. Appends to the Stack, never replaces.

Most AI news is noise. This is told most items will not qualify and that ignoring one is correct.

Reads the Desk. For anything gone quiet, writes the actual next message and puts it in the Queue.

A reminder moves work onto you. A draft moves work off you.

Fans out across sources for acquisition targets, scores them against your rules, puts picks on the Desk.

Deal flow takes longer to build than financing does. This looks so you do not have to remember to.

Turns what you know about a deal into a DSCR range, what holds each end up, and what to ask for next.

A single DSCR from a listing is a lie with a decimal point in it.

Cuts one long video into vertical clips with burned captions. The queue lives here; the rendering happens on your Mac because ffmpeg cannot run in a Worker.

Split so you can start a job from a phone anywhere without your machine listening on the open internet.

Give it a link or paste a transcript. Returns facts, claims, what it changes for a live goal, and one open question.

Summaries are worthless in three weeks. This writes the note you will actually use.